Monday, 15 April 2013

The Doctor ssaab

After having a dreadful schooling in JNV, life shifted to shooting location for many telugu movies- Paderu, near Aruku.
Dad joined me in the school where he is working, i played with guys who bring water and groceries to our home earlier when i am studying in JNV,things got hotter here too after bunking classes,toxic amounts of cricket, word spread to dad, same old punishment, 2yrs of hell(No Tv, No Play etc) over kicked from the hill top of Paderu, landed on the shore of Bay of bengal-Vizag. Joined a Pvt School where opposite sex cant interact anyway possible, fun started after a few days of break, but serious in studies too,my first crush happened/occurred here, girl is cute for her age, not my class, i got wet for the first time !!!!!!!!

She is too into me in class X(appeared so), schooling is over with top marks, some ijjat, and few good , reliable buddies.Now is  the real googly of my life, free education granted for me by the one of the most successful and commercial educational institution I've ever seen. class XI is good and responsible although fucked by love for mother tongue. Marks dipped ,the college compelled me to join hostel(of course free),the foundation stones of attraction for opposite sex laid here ,in no time they turned into Pyramids.Nights were spent with movie magazines,hot gossips,wet shorts,day time spent with head on the table(mastered sleeping while moving leg -sign of consciousness for class warden).

Guys here(hostel)are  over even the maids, cooks of the hostel, some succeeded ,some get caught, but for me "i got wet".went on for 2 yrs college over PreMed test rank is 20k, joined another college(of course with fee)again same old story,bunked classes and enjoying the latest electronic innovation of the time(DVD player)porn,porn,porn ,proper pure porn......went on for a yr.PreMed test rank is 20k(copied and pasted).
Came home from the test center, my family is watching a DVD showing the Belarus Univ for Med, technically they are arranging a longest holiday vacation of my life(appeared so).

Reached Airport,girls with their jackets(new trend of the time)drooled me, memories of my college hostel glimpsed,controlled for parents, bid farewell and went in.First flight journey ended with some bad words from my mouth about the food, landed on the communist soil with my loose pants and shirts which r fit for me even after my internship(courtesy my dad).Reached college and started to sleep for an yr with minimum movement in the cold i;ve never seen in my life, i didn't wet - i froze.


While my JNV friend(old wound) is in my destiny so he followed me to bed next to me in my room.Came out  and made a friend(soma- not the cell body) made local Music Club(MC) as our adda. Cycle rides,some hot girl s(recently modernized some Chinese girls, Music Club nights made life awesome.Every man commits a mistake in life which hurts him so bad that u don't want to treat the wound let it bleed!!!

I had a lab partner,no longer a lab parnter ,proposed her and with some short delay(middle class girl latent period)mission accomplished, soon it appeared to control my enjoyment in MC,with my friends.!


Lost words/short of words....

Post u later 


Sunday, 14 April 2013

intro-adios

by  the name of the post u can have a raw idea how is my post gonna look like(thoda teda).
I was born in middle class which grew up a step and became higher middle class as i hit puberty.
Taught everything at home, nothing to learn from school(yet everything), finishing all the subjects at home b4 the first day of school, u can understand how was my vacation(woke up,work up, mug up,sleep )
Never failed in academics till college, the life style i was in filled a bit of tank(fat in belly and buttocks).

Getting top marks, no play, no Tv, no sex(LOL- no one gets it school days- conditions apply).this went up to my 6th class, first time i got a chance to escape from my home, selected in Jawhar (the former PM of India ,cause of death-syphilis)Navodoya Vidyalaya, immediately embarked the bus to JNV. Screwed up in a week there and i dont wear any undergarments in the common(40guys take bath at the same time-the kind of scene every girl wants to see according to me) bathroom bcoz i never wore them b4, abey dirty mind dont think whether  i am wearing now  or not - LUX 90cms always.

so my seniors(have to call them "anna" - famous asshole of andhra) made me cry and my dad bought me some and stolen in a week , he bought me again , stolen again,the reason they were stolen is im washing them  ,so u can imagine what i have done later to avoid the robbery/stealing of my ijjat keepers.As i;ve told u im a kind of fat guy with something to eat in my trunk always so attacks were planned and executed on the sunday night by the low caste guys sry low socio-economic guys ha aha .

after year i was "making soap" like Brad Pitt in fight club, actually me and my friend were stealing others soaps(in use)and pack them again and selling them at the nearest village, the idea of this business came from me as my dad bought some movie start soaps, so i used to sell the soaps given to us in the school,btw everything is free in the school, including hair oil, shoe Polish  even dhobi and barber too!!!! bunking classes "making soap", swimming(jus trying to be afloat in the flowing water)in the nearest water flow.It went on for a few yrs finally my marks and attendance drop to single digits,sometimes aryabhatta's greatest invention too.
Master of all types of cricket(the GOD of cricket name shd be given to me as I've played and excelled in all balls of cricket socks ball with single stick, Pepsi cricket etc).

My dad who is a greatest light of my life(only for movie/society purpose) had came to school on a Wednesday and took me away from school without minding any rules not even asked the TC.


Here all it ends My intro-adios

i will post asap, i dont know what is a blog and what shd be in it , i poured what is my mind thinking right now(15-04-2013,9.45am)about my life events....... nothing paritcularly interest me out there- Narcissist