Sunday, 14 April 2013

intro-adios

by  the name of the post u can have a raw idea how is my post gonna look like(thoda teda).
I was born in middle class which grew up a step and became higher middle class as i hit puberty.
Taught everything at home, nothing to learn from school(yet everything), finishing all the subjects at home b4 the first day of school, u can understand how was my vacation(woke up,work up, mug up,sleep )
Never failed in academics till college, the life style i was in filled a bit of tank(fat in belly and buttocks).

Getting top marks, no play, no Tv, no sex(LOL- no one gets it school days- conditions apply).this went up to my 6th class, first time i got a chance to escape from my home, selected in Jawhar (the former PM of India ,cause of death-syphilis)Navodoya Vidyalaya, immediately embarked the bus to JNV. Screwed up in a week there and i dont wear any undergarments in the common(40guys take bath at the same time-the kind of scene every girl wants to see according to me) bathroom bcoz i never wore them b4, abey dirty mind dont think whether  i am wearing now  or not - LUX 90cms always.

so my seniors(have to call them "anna" - famous asshole of andhra) made me cry and my dad bought me some and stolen in a week , he bought me again , stolen again,the reason they were stolen is im washing them  ,so u can imagine what i have done later to avoid the robbery/stealing of my ijjat keepers.As i;ve told u im a kind of fat guy with something to eat in my trunk always so attacks were planned and executed on the sunday night by the low caste guys sry low socio-economic guys ha aha .

after year i was "making soap" like Brad Pitt in fight club, actually me and my friend were stealing others soaps(in use)and pack them again and selling them at the nearest village, the idea of this business came from me as my dad bought some movie start soaps, so i used to sell the soaps given to us in the school,btw everything is free in the school, including hair oil, shoe Polish  even dhobi and barber too!!!! bunking classes "making soap", swimming(jus trying to be afloat in the flowing water)in the nearest water flow.It went on for a few yrs finally my marks and attendance drop to single digits,sometimes aryabhatta's greatest invention too.
Master of all types of cricket(the GOD of cricket name shd be given to me as I've played and excelled in all balls of cricket socks ball with single stick, Pepsi cricket etc).

My dad who is a greatest light of my life(only for movie/society purpose) had came to school on a Wednesday and took me away from school without minding any rules not even asked the TC.


Here all it ends My intro-adios

i will post asap, i dont know what is a blog and what shd be in it , i poured what is my mind thinking right now(15-04-2013,9.45am)about my life events....... nothing paritcularly interest me out there- Narcissist








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